jamietheignorantamerican:

I’ll always be there for you.

Because that’s what friends are for.

chaystar:

Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”

laughter-everyday:

exittunespresents:

so the science teachers at my school are all really funny and one of them has his profile picture public and

Looks like some kinda stock photo

sammymybabymoose:

no but guys

Dean gave up on erasing the earth from all demons

because he couldn’t lose SAM

shaun-coco:

worship-the-emenator-because-she:

sluttytobias:

sluttytobias:

what did earth say to the other planets?

wow. you guys have no life.

oh my god

joe hung his head in disappointment and disbelief when i told him this joke.